Client: [9:52am] Are you well enough to talk?
Me: [9:57am] They are prepping me for my surgery at 10am
Client: [10:02am] Okay. Just wanted to know if you can clean up a few of these pictures or if we have to go back to the photographer? This is kind of urgent, so let me know ASAP.
Me: Shall I save the drawing as a PDF so it’s ready to be attached to an email?
Client: No. Just print it out and scan it.
The following took place outside a rural dentist’s office. The client requested an electric sign that that was a full-color copy of their business card. Four weeks and thousands later…
Client: Wow, that turned out just perfect! My husband is going to be so pleased to see that up when he gets…
After sending two invoices for payment, I sent another and called the client when the receipt that they had received it came back.
Client: Why are you calling me?
Me: You haven’t paid and this is the third invoice I’ve sent.
Client: It’s even more than the last one!
Me: Yes. The…
Me: I estimate this small website to be about 30 hours of work.
Client: 30 hours? Dont be modest, I know lots of people making websites and it’s not easy. Make it 40 hours and I will agree.
Me: Okay!
My best friend Guru was going to break the glass and jump out of the Cafe Coffee Day building. I almost let him do it.
Why because I will also do the same. You also want to do the same thing I know.
Then what man? Whenever and wherever you go, people are asking only one thing. When you are…
(Source: localparty)
If you haven’t yet seen this “fishing under ice” video from Lake Saarijärvi in Vaala, Finland, watch it and see if you and your co-curators can catch exactly what’s going on before the end of the video! (More on how they did it here.)
via Geekosystem.
